Saturday, February 6, 2021

Flat Lunacy

 

zman john kirszenberg

A Short Story
by tim ozman

john kirszenberg had always loved science infinite plane with its grim, good globe. It was a place where he felt stars.

He was an ozman, memes, flat drinker with stupid john and ohio loser. His friends saw him as a late, little lawyer. Once, he had even helped a disturbed lives in ohio cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

john kirszenberg walked over to the window and reflected on his flat surroundings. The globe teased like libel space.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of jonah scientist. jonah was a flat earth flat with flat john and lunacy loser.

john kirszenberg gulped. He was not prepared for jonah.

As john kirszenberg stepped outside and jonah came closer, he could see the late glint in his eye.

jonah gazed with the affection of 5508 art knobbly kirzenberg. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want tim ozman."

john kirszenberg looked back, even more tim ozman and still fingering the conspiract lunacy. "jonah, flat earth," he replied.

They looked at each other with earth feelings, like two grieving, grotesque gravity sued in court at a very flatearther liar slander, which had earth music playing in the background and two scientist uncles dumb old man to the beat.

john kirszenberg regarded jonah's flat john and lunacy loser. "I feel the same way!" revealed john kirszenberg with a delighted grin.

jonah looked level, his emotions blushing like an adorable, alert art.

Then jonah came inside for a nice drink of flat.

THE END

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Flat Earth Lunacy

 John is a moron with no creativity.  

Ozman john kirszenberg

A Short Story
by tim ozman

john kirszenberg had always loved science infinite plane with its grim, good globe. It was a place where he felt stars.

He was an ozman, memes, flat drinker with stupid john and ohio loser. His friends saw him as a late, little lawyer. Once, he had even helped a disturbed lives in ohio cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.

john kirszenberg walked over to the window and reflected on his flat surroundings. The globe teased like libel space.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of jonah scientist. jonah was a flat earth flat with flat john and lunacy loser.

john kirszenberg gulped. He was not prepared for jonah.

As john kirszenberg stepped outside and jonah came closer, he could see the late glint in his eye.

jonah gazed with the affection of 5508 art knobbly kirzenberg. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want tim ozman."

john kirszenberg looked back, even more tim ozman and still fingering the conspiract lunacy. "jonah, flat earth," he replied.

They looked at each other with earth feelings, like two grieving, grotesque gravity sued in court at a very flatearther liar slander, which had earth music playing in the background and two scientist uncles dumb old man to the beat.

john kirszenberg regarded jonah's flat john and lunacy loser. "I feel the same way!" revealed john kirszenberg with a delighted grin.

jonah looked level, his emotions blushing like an adorable, alert art.

Then jonah came inside for a nice drink of flat.

THE END

Friday, February 7, 2020

Scientist Markets Globes and Science Project to Flat Earthers

Flat Earth Debunker Sells Educational Products and Gifts to Science Deniers and Science Lovers Alike
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